Intergalactic Whisperer Prints

"She may be cute, but she's terrible with money."

Mantis Love

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Professor...what are you doing?

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

College for flys

"I have grave news."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

The Paranormal Society...

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."