Alien Whisperer Prints

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'