Avian Whisperer Prints

Lady feeding birds from her car.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"