It Whisperer Prints

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Computer help.

Man and Machine snoozing

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

WWW.World.com

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Cellular Plan

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Office full of computers and wires.