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'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."