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'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"I have grave news."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I have eight spirits coming through."