Waves Whisperer T-Shirts

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Bassoons.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Choose, Fenster

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Spindle Neurons

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Wind Energy

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."