Wave Whisperers T-Shirts

I think we're on the same wave length.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Bassoons.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Choose, Fenster

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Timber preservation

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Wind Energy

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

'Quick, open the back door!'

Fisherman catching whale

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'If he thinks for one minute that I'm going to start making fish balls...

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Water: the first medicine

"I've got a pulse!"