Wind Whisperers T-Shirts

'And what happens after we've over-farmed the wind, and there's none left?'

Hats in the Wind

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Bassoons.

'Now it fits.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Timber preservation

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Bonsai Exhibit