Rain Whisperer T-Shirts

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Rain cloud follows shepherd.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Now it fits.'

"Get out of my face!"

Raining

Agricultural Psychology

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Clouds

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Bonsai Exhibit

Hanukkah tree

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.