Whine Whisperer T-Shirts

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Nature Magnified

Gardener attacked by plants.

Wolf Karaoke

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Wind Energy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'Quick, open the back door!'

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Flat Cap and whippet

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Old Man Winter

All we do is add the wind vanes!

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'