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"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

A fly on the wall documentary.

Granny Wear

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Wind Energy

Judge getting hair done.