Wrinkle Whisperer Gifts

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

A fly on the wall documentary.

Cat Lover's Leap.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Judge getting hair done.

Wind Energy