Noise Whisperer T-Shirts

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Concert Pianist.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Violin Practise

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Happy Violinist

Organ Player

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

These remarks are completely off the record

Surfer and the Whale

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

Cello player has an audience of cats.

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"My turn."