Noise Whisperer Mugs

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Concert Pianist.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Violin Practise

Man and Machine snoozing

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

Happy Violinist

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Organ Player

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

These remarks are completely off the record

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

Surfer and the Whale

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

Cello player has an audience of cats.

"My turn."