Whining Whisperer Mugs

Moan Pig.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Wolf Karaoke

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Flat Cap and whippet

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"The rabbit got lost."

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

Nature Magnified

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Carrot reading.

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'