Whining Whisperer Pillows

Moan Pig.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Wolf Karaoke

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Flat Cap and whippet

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

"The rabbit got lost."

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

Nature Magnified

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Carrot reading.

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'