Professional Whiner Pillows

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"...And what's more, you're short and ugly!"

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

Nature Magnified

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Whining about mask wearing

Moan Pig.

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

Complaints and Gratitude.

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

'Mr. Humbug'

'...then I won't have to listen to you whining, will I?'

This party better be good. I even had to wash my face!

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

Let Joey do the talking. He's always knows the perfect whine to go with broccoli casserole!

Red Whine

Wine glass face.

Complaints - "It's raining!"

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

'I'll tell you what life's all about...'

Bad news

"Hot, humid, cranky and very uncomfortable girl summer"

'Ignore him Gloria, stallions only have one thing on their minds!'