Little Whiner Pillows

This party better be good. I even had to wash my face!

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Children's education

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"What are you in for?"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I mean, he does have a point."

"All right. Time to grow up."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Right little madam.

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Try verbalizing it."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

Nature Magnified

Playpen Jailbreak.

Tantrum

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Moan Pig.

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"