Winter Whiner Pillows

'Mr. Humbug'

'...then I won't have to listen to you whining, will I?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Snowprov

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow flake

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

Snow Devil

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Whose the new guy?"

Ice Skater

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Rockefeller Center."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"I hate this time of year."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."