Weather Whiners Pillows

"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"I hate this time of year."

Climate change

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Lovely weather for it."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

Winter Coat

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"You might as well go on, son. I don't think they're going to call off school because of the snow storm."

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

"Scientists say that this will be the most outrageous summer in 500 years..."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"There's a big world out there I know nothing about. And with any luck, I never will."

People run from a falling cloud

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."