Grumpy Weather Warriors Pillows

'What are you smiling about?!'

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

I hate monday mornings.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Watering the garden in the rain.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Used to it.