Warm Weather Warriors Pillows

'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Trawling for Fish.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'