Cold Weather Warriors Pillows

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"The first winter is always the toughest."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Weather today.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Storm'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Boxing Snowmen.

Weather bar

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."