Cold Water Warrior Pillows

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Happy holidays for kids.

Hockey Season.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Save the river.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'