Cold Water Warrior Prints

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Happy holidays for kids.

Hockey Season.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"