Cold Warrior Prints

The DaVinci Cold.

'Well, Ted - at least you did catch something.'

"Enjoy your little cold. You won't feel that bad, but it's disgusting enough to get you out of your office Christmas party."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Ice fisher.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Keeping warm.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Hockey Season.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

The New Normal

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"A little help?"

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