Cold Warrior T-Shirts

The DaVinci Cold.

'Well, Ted - at least you did catch something.'

"Enjoy your little cold. You won't feel that bad, but it's disgusting enough to get you out of your office Christmas party."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

Ice fisher.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Keeping warm.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Hockey Season.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

The New Normal

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

UFO Shelter