Cold Fighters T-Shirts

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Keeping warm.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Bad times to sneeze

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Frost advisory tonight.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

The DaVinci Cold.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

'My elbow has a cold!'

Arctic Tongue

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."