Cold Fighters Pillows

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Keeping warm.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Bad times to sneeze

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

The DaVinci Cold.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

'Bless You.'

Arctic Tongue

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

"The first winter is always the toughest."