Cold Fighter Pillows

Cold and Flu Medication.

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Keeping warm.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Bad times to sneeze

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Frost advisory tonight.

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'