Cold Combatant T-Shirts

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

'My elbow has a cold!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Keeping warm.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Bad times to sneeze

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Internet Cafe.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Running out of Gas.

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'How can you tell?'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

Global Warming Penguin