Tactical Combatant T-Shirts

"I thought chess club would be less violent."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Internet Cafe.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Arsene Wenger

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

'My elbow has a cold!'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

When paperwork attacks.

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

'Waiting until we see the whites of their eyes doesn't help much if they all happen to be squinting.'

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'Boy! Did I make some enemies today.'

Chess Trainer

ROUGH EDGES: The Marines