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"I thought chess club would be less violent."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Internet Cafe.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

When paperwork attacks.

Napoleon with a wine bottle for a shadow

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'My elbow has a cold!'

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

Chess Trainer

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'Boy! Did I make some enemies today.'

'Waiting until we see the whites of their eyes doesn't help much if they all happen to be squinting.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

ROUGH EDGES: The Marines