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"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Stone Age

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

"Next!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Quick! Play dead!'