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"You'd better let your boss beat you..."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Trojan Chess

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Golf

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

Arsene Wenger

"No. I can still see you."

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

The Waiting Game

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Israel's next move?

Julen Lopetegui Agote