Tactical Player Gifts

"You'd better let your boss beat you..."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Trojan Chess

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Golf

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

"No. I can still see you."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

The Waiting Game

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Israel's next move?