Tactical Games Gifts

Blowing Out Parachute Flares

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Alternative fielding positions

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

Some card-game puns

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

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