Tactical Gamers Gifts

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Trojan Chess

"I hope history remembers this differently."

Moving the Goalposts

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Trojan horse.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Good poetry & Winning teams

Playing Pyramids

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'