Tactic Enthusiast Gifts

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Tricking soldiers attacking with a battering ram.

"Yeah. But what if the linebacker doesn't buy the fake."

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Cat Map

Steve Bruce

Bunt or Hit and Run.

Trojan Chess

"Just when things were getting interesting, peace happens."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Arsene Wenger

"No. I can still see you."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

The Waiting Game

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'It's walking! It's walking!'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'What's your fish finder say?'

How to win before the match begins