Tactical Aficionado Gifts

New chess champion 31st November 2018

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Here's the weak point."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Trojan Chess

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Army Man Playset 2020

'Lion!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

First Stealth Aircraft.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

"No. I can still see you."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'It's a military tattoo!'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"I regret that I have but nine lives to give for my country."

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."