Military Tactics Enthusiast Gifts

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'We've sent in the clowns - now what?'

Search and Rescue

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.