
'I think this is a bit over the top.'
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'I think this is a bit over the top.'
Putin and Zelensky
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
Ernesto Valverde Tejedor
'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'
"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"
'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'
Military history
Napoleon marches off alone
'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'
"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"
Sailor and mine
Afghanistan 2001 and 2021
The Trench-Sealer
Next Terrifying Military Threats
What's in a Terrorist Name?
BE.. All that you can BE...
'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'
I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no
Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers
'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'
'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'
December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.
"I just want a plain old giant kettle of boiling oil! No foam design, no cup sleeve, no cup carrier, no lid! Got it?"
One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.
"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."
"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"
The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.
"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."
Julen Lopetegui Agote
How's my blitzkrieging?
On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched
Another Shooting
The French Are Fielding a Back Four
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