Tactical Gamer Gifts

Gaah! You sank my longship!

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Alternative fielding positions

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Rubik's ice cube.

The Use of Cavalry

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I hope history remembers this differently."

Moving the Goalposts

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Trojan Chess

Alex Ferguson

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

Playing Pyramids

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Good poetry & Winning teams

Trojan horse.