Tactical Gamer Pillows

Gaah! You sank my longship!

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Use of Cavalry

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Rubik's ice cube.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Trojan Chess

"I hope history remembers this differently."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

Trojan horse.

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Playing Pyramids

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."