Tactic Gamer Pillows

The Waiting Game

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Rubik's ice cube.

The Use of Cavalry

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I hope history remembers this differently."

Moving the Goalposts

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Trojan Chess

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

Playing Pyramids

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

Trojan horse.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'