Tactic Gamer Pillows

The Waiting Game

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Rubik's ice cube.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Trojan Chess

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I hope history remembers this differently."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Playing Pyramids

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'