Strategic Gamer Pillows

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Man plays chess against TV.

"It's baaaack!"

Queen's Pawn To Hell

I'm sorry, can you repeat your order? Why? Because when I was about to hit "new order," an alert popped up

A manager yells through a window at a couple of employees 'Just switch places ok? I've got a corporate lunch riding on this!'

'Remember, this is only a temp position.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

I think we should stop talking about our target demographic.

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'

'The league got tired of the fights, so they now make them battle it out over a poker game. The games are now 16 hours long.'

Cat in a tank...

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Prawn Amend

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare