Strategy Gamer Pillows

'We just have to hope and pray they don't go around the side!'

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'

Soldier surveys castle ruins, saying: 'With hindsight, it was ambitious calling it a 'keep'.'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

A tactical commander is a tic tac toe champion.

The Use of Cavalry

DING DONG!

Rubik's ice cube.

'Here's snakes and ladders please give the draughts. . .'

"Since when have mine-fields been part of chess??"

"Stay on the white!"

'We should settle out of court more often.'

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'So you're taking this troubleshooting seriously.'

"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"

'SURPRISE!' 'Shhh! Not yet.'

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

The best laid plans...

'I know whose team I want to be on!'

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

'It's an urban warfare camouflage uniform.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I think they're up to something.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Cat Butt Warfare

"Ready or not, here I come!"

"Apparently our translation program isn't quite perfect, general..."

Paintballing

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Kosovo