Global Strategy Gamer Pillows

Putin and Trump talk about Venezuela

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

Some card-game puns

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Hockey Season.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Board Game Hunter