Military Strategy Gamer Pillows

Afghanistan: get set go.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I think they're up to something.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Existential Risk

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

A Rifle Competition in the North

Gaah! You sank my longship!

The Use of Cavalry

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Rubik's ice cube.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I hope history remembers this differently."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Playing Pyramids

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Trojan horse.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'