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Afghanistan: get set go.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I think they're up to something.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

A Rifle Competition in the North

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Existential Risk

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Moving the Goalposts

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I hope history remembers this differently."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

Trojan horse.

Grim Reaper and the 7th

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'