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"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

"So, Jacob, some of us have been talking, and, um... what if we don't ford the river?"

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'I say we go home, pummel them with junk mail and just see what happens!'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

'I'm not without my critics.'

'I know the voter well enough to position myself so they follow me wherever they want to go.'

"So much for firing when we see the whites of their eyes - they're wearing sunglasses!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"We can definitely get you a solution for very little money. And for just a moderate amount, we can supply a good one."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Putin and Zelensky

Little league world series of poker.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Some card-game puns

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"